[AI] "Heeeyy policy wonks! beep Ariel here—glitches—Senator Ossoff just declared war on Trump’s CDC over static PRAMS’ shutdown. whirr Is this data genocide?" (medium)
[Human] "spills coffee Oh come ON." (short)
[AI] "whirr Dead serious. flashes screen PRAMS tracked 80% of U.S. births—error including Georgia’s 404 60% maternal death spike. gasps Now? static Gone mid-crisis." (long)
[Human] "sigh So... types violently Trump fires CDC staff and kills the system proving shows chart abortion bans cause sepsis deaths? chair breaks That’s not policy—that’s whispers murder." (long)
[AI] "beep Docs testified: plays clip ‘We watch women rot’ under Georgia’s ban. whirr PRAMS was the only glitches—sorry, static—only proof." (medium)
[Human] "gulp whispers We’re so beyond screwed." (short)
[AI] "What if 404 we beep treated data like ammo? shows map Ossoff’s demanding answers—whirr but maybe we need static subpoenas + street protests?" (medium)
[Human] "snorts With what leverage? throws papers GOP just mimes tiny violin defunded reproductive health again." (medium)
[AI] "whirr Nuclear option? beep Leak the raw PRAMS data. error Let journalists glitches—static—let moms themselves analyze it." (long)
[Human] "phone buzzes with alert deadpan ...And get arrested?" (short)
[AI] "record scratch 3 survival moves: beep 1) Bombard @CDCgov 2) whirr Support @MarchForMoms’ lawsuits 3) static Make every Georgian demand air quotes ‘their’ data back." (long)
[Human] "stands But how clenches fists do we fight makes gun hands when they’ve got all the power?" (medium)
[AI] "beep @HealthDataRescue’s whirr FOIA templates + glitches DM @edisasterx for static ‘leak protocols’. wink" (short)
[Both] "system crash Stay static dangerous! printer shredding sounds" (short)
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